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SUPERSTAR WANNABEES
If you want to be a Superstar and you aren't
quite yet there our advice is to date George
Clooney. If you can't do that, you might try
Mark Boone Junior. Remember never volunteer
and never be an extra, but make damn sure your
car is waxed. Wax on wax off wax on wax off.
A good place to get your car detailed is Dr.
Afsheen's in downtown Los Angeles. He also does
acupuncture for many up and coming and actual
stars. He'll help you if he can.
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